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PC, PS5 and Xbox game reviews in 2025-2026: complete and honest critiques, no inflated scores. We play to the end and tell you everything.

Riftstorm: PVE and nothing but PVE, which is exactly why it has to be flawless
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Riftstorm: PVE and nothing but PVE, which is exactly why it has to be flawless

Three players, rifts to close, builds that go off the rails mid-mission. No PVP, so no excuses on content quality.

Alexandrosse
6 min
Stonewards: dig, forge, hold the wall, and pixel art that does the job without striking sparks
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Stonewards: dig, forge, hold the wall, and pixel art that does the job without striking sparks

Dwarves, a mine to raid between waves and ramparts to hold with four. A well-judged loop in an unsurprising shell.

Alexandrosse
5 min
Sword & Shield Simulator: the forge station by station, and a medieval world outside to catch your breath
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Sword & Shield Simulator: the forge station by station, and a medieval world outside to catch your breath

Smelt, hammer, grind, chisel, then compose your own weapons piece by piece. A forge simulator that goes beyond the anvil.

Alexandrosse
5 min
Swordcery: a rain of swords over the world, and each one comes with its own trick
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Swordcery: a rain of swords over the world, and each one comes with its own trick

Every blade you pick up brings a unique ability and belongs to a Sword Class. An action game built on pattern recognition.

Alexandrosse
5 min
Warhounds: a decent XCOM released just before the real one, and a history buyers deserve to know
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Warhounds: a decent XCOM released just before the real one, and a history buyers deserve to know

Honest turn-based tactics with no spark. Above all, it is the international version of Sparta 2035, funded by a Russian state body.

Alexandrosse
8 min
Car Wash Simulator: we feared students in bikinis, we found secret plantations instead
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Car Wash Simulator: we feared students in bikinis, we found secret plantations instead

Against PowerWash Simulator it adds a property empire, timed challenges and a black market. But its demo convinced only one player in two.

Alexandrosse
6 min
Figure Shop Simulator: if all these shop simulators look alike, this one accidentally explains why
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Figure Shop Simulator: if all these shop simulators look alike, this one accidentally explains why

It adds a real production layer to the shop simulator formula. But the studio admits using AI for part of its assets.

Alexandrosse
6 min
Pax Autocratica: say totalitarian regime, add mechs, and we are perfectly happy
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Pax Autocratica: say totalitarian regime, add mechs, and we are perfectly happy

A totalitarian colony sim welded to an FPS roguelite with mechs and bullet hell. Gorgeous, funny, and far less innocent than it looks.

Alexandrosse
8 min
Cellar Keeper: I like good wine, but sorting 2,448 bottles I will never drink needs explaining
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Cellar Keeper: I like good wine, but sorting 2,448 bottles I will never drink needs explaining

A wine cellar tidying simulator for under five euros. The idea has charm, but it rests on a single note.

Alexandrosse
4 min