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Barfender: my idiotic friend drank all the beers
A co-op bar that collapses while you serve. 98 per cent positive, and one of the rare times chaos is the actual subject.
Alexandrosse
7 min
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Reviews
PC, PS5 and Xbox game reviews in 2025-2026: complete and honest critiques, no inflated scores. We play to the end and tell you everything.
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Battleplan: the best strategy idea of the year, sold at thirty euros without the early access label
You draw a plan on the map and officers execute it alone. Except the game crashes every other planning phase.
Alexandrosse
9 min
7
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Deep Dish Dungeon: a dungeon where food is the progression system
The Knights of Pen & Paper team return with a dungeon where you come back to camp, cook, and unlock recipes that change your stats.
Alexandrosse
7 min
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Double Dealers: the seller knows what they are selling, you do not, and that is the whole game
Three to six players, real-time auctions, and two hidden clauses on every item that only the seller can read.
Alexandrosse
6 min
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Haunted Heist: the ghosts can mute your microphone and swap your voice with a friend's
Three to eight players, a generated mansion, gems to carry home. And opposite you, a team whose powers attack voice chat itself.
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8 min
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Legion Breaker: one spell, then an army, then nothing left standing opposite you
Five euros seventy-five for an unapologetic power climb: you start with one spell and finish with a holy army.
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6 min
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Planet Zoo 2: fish, birds, thirty thousand players, and a server that will not answer
Aquatic and flying species finally arrive. But the game refuses to start if a third-party server does not answer, and at launch it did not.
Alexandrosse
10 min
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Revenge of the Mage: two years of early access, a 1.0, and still ten-minute freezes
A first-person Risk of Rain 2 for under ten euros. The idea is good, the stability never followed.
Alexandrosse
8 min
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Space Manager: a rocket advertised for Venus that cannot even reach the Moon
A space agency simulator where the numbers do not match the descriptions, and where one loan is enough to dead-end your save.
Alexandrosse
8 min